quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
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