dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
How many fucks given?
0.12846
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I pour the whiskey from now on
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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