grandma shit on top of the toilet
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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