wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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