she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
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