Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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