it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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