I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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