Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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