I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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