Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Houston, we have a squirter
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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