sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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