Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
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