You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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