i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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