You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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