So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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