i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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