I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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