I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
