THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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