I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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