Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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