Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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