How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
