So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
another moral hangover. fuck.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
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