Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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