lets start a swedish sibling band together
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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