Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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