i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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