suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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