thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
You're a waste of cheezeits
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Randomize
