you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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