Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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