i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
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