so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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