my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
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