So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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