How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
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