i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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