Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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