Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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