I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
If its not for food we ain't going out.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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