Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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