That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
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