i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
It all started with a game of naked twister.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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