Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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