BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
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