sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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