glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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