Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
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