Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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