They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
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You. Win. At. Life.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
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