He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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