Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
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